Mind: How adaptable are you?

You come home from school one day and your Mum announces she has decided to become a white witch. She will no longer be referred to as 'Mum' but as 'Myfanwy the wise one'. How do you react?

With gusto. Can you cook pop tarts in a cauldron? More than likely she'll be able to sort out the mark on your last maths test and make the hottie in the year above fall for you. And who was that attached to that ol' Mum label anyway?
What? This is so typical of her. It's yet another plot to ruin your life. She is the most selfish person in the world. You will not have it. Not now, not ever, she's a MUM for crying out loud, she needs to grow up.
Well as long as she doesn't rock up to parent's evening with a broomstick or serve up eye of newt for dinner it should be ok. Whatever makes her happy right?

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How many times in your life have you dramatically changed your hairstyle?

1-3
3-6
6+

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It's your friend's birthday and she suddenly has a strop at the last minute and asks to swap outfits with you. What do you say?

Well, it is her special night. You agree, change with her and then spend the whole nights crying in the toilets and telling everyone about the monumental sacrifice you have made in the name of the sisterhood
Say no. You told her that she would regret copying Lady Gaga's meat dress look and you have spent hours reseaching and refining your elegant, yet attractive and cool playsuit and killer heels. She'll have to meat it out LOL
You agree instantly. I mean, no one's gonna be looking at your outfit once you start cracking out your dance moves...

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You're homework diary is:

Lost, at the present time. But it's in your head... and you can always think of an excuse on the spot
A bit chaotic, but you do manage to write most things down
Up to date, signed weekly and colour co-ordinated

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You're new boyfriend takes you to meet his parents. When you get there you discover they are a Lord and Lady. At supper do you?

Talk excessively about how dahling you think everything is, say how sad you were that you had to refuse your invitation to the Royal Wedding because you couldn't leave the castle unattended and then ask if they are going hunting on the morrow
Are as polite as you can possibly be, ask to see the family coat of arms and try and remember which is the correct cutlery to use for each course
Get flustered and ask your boyfriend to tell them that you were in a random freak accident involving a corgi falling on your head which has left you unable to speak. An evening of silence ensues...

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Your favourite animal is:

An Ostrich
A ladradoodle
A chameleon

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You get a call from the British Olympic gymnastic team saying they are one short and need you to join them for 2012. You...

Are surprised and flattered. I mean, you only did it until you were seven and even then you went more for the chocolates in the break. But, what an honour, and if they think you're team GB material, you should probably give it a try
Say yes immediately, who knows what opportunities this could bring? Time off school, a new tracksuit, dating an Olympian...and that's before you win the gold medal
Put down the phone immediately. You're obviously being punked

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You're favourite saying is:

A change is as good as a rest
Better the devil you know
Slow and steady wins the race

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You're ideal holiday is:

I hate holidays. I'd rather stay at home
Space. Imagine having a 99 on the moon
We need to be adaptable and adjust to our surroundings to be successful

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Survival of the fittest means?

Survival of the most intelligent. And that doesn't mean the most crazy thank you very much
Hot people usually work out?
We need to be adaptable and adjust to our surroundings to be successful

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