Love: Have you got the love X Factor?

Round One: The Auditions. So, youق€™re out and about when you spy the FOYD (Fittie of your Dreams). What do you do to get their attention?

Quickly roll up your skirt to almost-belt status
Accidently on purpose bump into them and start a conversation
Find them via some major Facebook stalkage

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Round Two: Success! They seem to like you. Who asks who out?

You drop some not-so-subtle hints and voila! They ask
There is no asking out. You havenق€™t actually spoken to him yet. Although youق€™ve got two mutual friends in common...
You ask him. Screw it, this is the 21st Century: the age of Gaga, her weird egg things and asking boys out

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Round Three: Youق€™re through to the live rounds of the Love X Factor, which means that you get you get to go on an actual date with them. To calm those nerves, you:

Call your best mate for some last minute words of wisdom. And... breathe. Eeee!
Crank up the tunes and dance madly about in your bedroom to let off steam
Drink as many caffeinated beverages you can find and immediately regret it when you start getting that little twitch in your right eye

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Round Four: Judgeق€™s verdict. You care most about your date's...

Hair, teeth and car. In that order
Personality and their ability to pun
Eyes. Oh, theyق€™re proper dreamy

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Round Five: The Vote. You will see them again, but only if they...

Call you
Take you somewhere a bit nicer. And bring flowers
Have some fun ideas about where to go next time

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Round six: ق€œThe Whole Packageق€ (oo-err). Youق€™ve been on a few dates now and this date really does seem almost to good to be true. How do you feel?

Ready and braced for them to show their evil, weirdo side
Excited. Long time since youق€™ve felt like this about someone
Like you're not good enough. They are perfect!

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Round Seven: The American Covers. Which Hollywood couple would you most like your relationship to be like?

Katy Perry and Russell Brand. So fun
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. So ridiculous. So glamorous
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. So in love

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Round Eight: The minor breakdown. The pressure of being in a relationship starts to get to you and cracks begin to show. Do you:

Let it fester
Dump them (and then regret it and ask them out again)
Talk it out

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Round Nine: the duet. Things are back on track and you are basically madly in love. Why does your relationship work?

Because youق€™re both fit (and because youق€™re in charge)
Because you both have a similar outlook on life
Because youق€™re happy just making them happy

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Round Ten: The finale. Itق€™s make or break time. You guys have been together six months. The fun is starting to wear off and itق€™s getting to be quite hard work. What do you do?

Seriously think about quitting. Youق€™re young and lifeق€™s too short
Freak out! If itق€™s hard work, then youق€™re not with the right person
You work hard. Thatق€™s what a relationship is

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