Which Part of Christmas Dinner Will You Date in 2013?

Christmas is a time of peace, love and surprising yourself with how much can be eaten in one day. But before you chow down on your festive food take a good look at that plate. Behold! Christmas dinner is not just the best meal of the year, it’s also a smorgasbord of boy types, all masquerading as merry morsels*.

So whether your love life is all gravy or in need of some serious stuffing, find out which part of Christmas dinner you might end up dating in 2013. *

*probably best not to share this thought with your family though. You don’t want to cause any carrot choking incidents.

Father Christmasق€™ beard isق€�

A great way of catching dropped Christmas crumbs
The ultimate in facial fluff
In need of a trim

Time to pull on a Christmas jumper. Which one would you wear?

A charity shop classic. Itق€™s just another name for vintage.
A band t-shirt from 2012. Celebrations are all about the sound track.
Gypsy Wedding meets festive knits ق€" a Christmas tree design that lights up like Blackpool.

Christmas party time ق€" what song will get you dancing like youق€™re in front of your mirror?

PSY ق€" Gangnam Style
Rihanna ق€" Diamonds
Azaelia Banks ق€" 1991

Your ideal Christmas decoration would be:

Handmade paperchain
A glittery ceramic gherkin
Classic Christmas lights

Your perfect pressie is under the tree, but how is it wrapped?

Wrapped to perfection by a shop professional.
Brown parcel paper, with red and white twine.
Torn out magazine pics of One Direction/Twilight/London 2012/puppies in costumes/whatever

What festive text would give you Christmas chuckles?

I thought I'd got over my phobia of German sausages but I'm worried it's coming back. I fear the wurst.
When I was young people used to pour cream on me and put cherries on my head... Yup, it was tough growing up in the gateau.
I've just got back from the funeral of my friend who died after a tennis ball hit him squarely on the head. It was a lovely service.

Christmas Eve will mainly be spent:

Meeting up with your mates
Doing Christmas chores for your fam.
Crooning loudly at midnight mass

Thereق€™s a person shaped parcel in your stocking. Yes, itق€™s technically kidnap, but who would you most want to unwrap?

Rebel Wilson ق€" sheق€™ll find the bright-side of a traumatic Albert Square sesh
Mark Zuckerberg ق€" youق€™ll soon be rubbing your millionaire shoulders with him in the real world
The cast of Geordie Shore ق€" Gaz will even bring his own parsnip

Now Thatق€™s What I Call Not Just Another Christmas Album Vol X11 (Bonus CD) is on, but which jingle is your jam?

Do They Know Itق€™s Christmas? ق€" Band Aid
War Is Over ق€" John Lennon
Christmas Wrapping ق€" The Waitresses

You asked for nail varnish but your deaf Grandad gives you nails and wood varnish instead. You sayق€�

ق€œAnyone want to see my nail through the hand trick I learned from YouTube?ق€
ق€Hey gramps, letق€™s knock up a Christmas cuckoo clock. Canق€™t be that hard.ق€
Anything. He canق€™t hear you anyway.

Which Part of Christmas Dinner Will You Date in 2013?

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