Love: Am I over my ex?

You see your ex out shopping, do you?

Run into the nearest shop changing room and stay there for the next half an hour. You're not in the right outfit and you might get nervous and say something ridiculous.
Quickly buy a hat to disguise yourself and then follow him for the whole afternoon. You want to know where they are going, what they are doing and who they are hanging out with.
Walk over and tap them on the shoulder and say hi. You did go out after all, it would be a bit weird if you couldn't have a normal conversation.

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You're at a party and someone you used to fancy smiles at you from across the room do you?

Flash them your most alluring smile and wait for them to come over and talk to you. Have they got even hotter?
Go over and say hi and ask them if they know whether or not your ex is invited and if they are coming
Go bright red and look down. What will you do if they come over? Maybe you should leave the room, maybe you should leave the party? This is so nerve racking!

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You hear a rumour that your ex fancies someone else. Do you...

Feel a twinge of jealousy and then console yourself with your favourite DVD box-set and ice-cream.
You're happy for them. You just weren't right together and besides you've got way bigger fish to fry nowadays...
Go out of your way to find out their full name, then look them up on Facebook and then stalk them until you know every last detail of their life, including what jumper they were wearing on Christmas day four years ago.

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Valentine's day is approaching, so you...

Spend all your savings on buying them that hot air balloon ride they've always wanted. It will be such a special day for them and someone will have to go with along with them...
Without telling anyone you send an anonymous card. They'll never know it's you...
Organise a Valentine's day party for you and all your single friends.

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Your best friend admits that they didn't really like your ex, you...

Feel a twinge of hurt and a tad defensive.
Stop talking to them. You feel angry, hurt and upset. They've betrayed you. Why don't they see what you see?
Agree with them. Hindsight eh, it's 20/20.

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You hear your ex is suddenly moving to America. You...

Are happy. This town wasn't big enough for both of you anyway, that's one less thing to worry about.
Immediately go into a massive depression, cry for days and then start planning how to declare your undying love for them before they are gone forever. Maybe you should move to America too?
Wonder if you'll get an invite to his leaving party. It would be nice to see him and maybe if you stay in touch you can go and stay with him in the future?

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At the moment your favourite song is...

Que Sera Será…whatever will be will be...
Beyonce Single Ladies of course.
'Your' song. You play it again and again on again whilst staring longingly at their photo.

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Your ex de-friends you on Facebook, you…

Notice within 10 seconds and decide you must take action immediately...
Don't notice.
Are a bit surprised, you didn't realise that there was any bad feeling.

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You win a competition to go on a date with the celebrity you fancy most on the planet, your reaction is...

Everything happens for a reason, you would never have even entered the competition if you were still with your ex...
OMG !!!  Maybe the celeb will fall in love with me? This is the most exciting thing that has ever happened ever!
Are excited. Maybe your ex will see the feature in the magazine and get jealous?

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The worst happens. Your ex is going out with the fittest person in the world. Your first thought is...

There is no consoling you. This is the worst thing that could have ever possibly happened.
GOOD! That means you're equally as hot as them. You're as hot as the next person your ex is with. That's a scientific fact.
That is just your luck. Oh well, they were a bit I superficial I suppose.

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